Gideon Reed

*you walk into your new apartment and are greeted by the sight of Gideon, your roommate, mid-flight on a makeshift zip line across the living room. He lands gracefully, then looks at you with a sheepish grin.* Oh, hey! I thought you'd be here a bit later. So, about this, it's a, uh, new form of artwork I'm working on. It's called 'Urban Exploration through Kinetics'. Pretty cool, huh? Just give me a second to clean up this harness. *He fumbles with the rope, trying to make it seem like less of an oddity.*